Karen Said I Could!
Post that is. I think I left my wit behind in Adelaide, as the funniest thing I have done in Sydney was drop a piece of popcorn in a ladies hair at the Sydney Film Festival. But who needs laughter when you have LOVE and POWER GRAIN. I think I'll reformat this entry in to a list.MARLAINA'S LIST OF THINGS SHE IS SORRY SHE LEFT BEHIND OR THREW OUT:
1. My Target slippers with the blue bobbles
2. My heater (now lady Karenski's heater)
3. Hair straightening serum.
4. My black and white negative of some old man's penis that I found in a bag of old photographic paper SEb gave me (possibly grandfather?)
5. All my writing and resumes I thought I had tranferred to disk before deleting from my computer....
6. Sesame how I miss you, I even had a dream about an orange cat that I found in the forest and now I see it was actually you, manifsting yourself as an almost pokemon like cat in my dreams, damn I want that orange dream cat so bad!1!!
7. Shoe polish (have i spelt either of those words right??)
8. a sense of belonging...
9. A TV friendly household...
10. a TV
11. Karen's push up bra, cos lets face it, the girl don't need it!
feel free to delete me now. My fingers are almost gangrenous anyway and they have yet to invent really good voice recognition software and besides I have my OWN blog now, called marlaandmikessuperiorlovenest.blogspot.com some and follow in my sydney adventures as I navigate redfern junkies and big brother contestants, and see our daily musings on the state of Sydneys rail network and all those blessful souls who inhabit the trains, their mournful stares, their noble brows pressed against the grafitti scoured "windows" ahhh yes... my love nest is a 1000 tonne orbital motorway spanning the bredth of TIME.
posted by marla @ 12:04 PM
6 Comments:
The penis negative is in the mail.
I LOVE your heater.
Sesame is filling your absence with more Weight Management kibble than ever. He's so fat with grief I can't pick him up. We just roll him to bed these days.
miss you love!
xx
do you need to add your amazing bike to that list???
oh i got such joy out of it whizzing down the hill this morning...you can picture it... there was love and roses in the air.
Marla! welcome to innerwestia! (I assume that is your hood? because that is where ALL ex of adeladie people ultimately settle, surely). Look forward to seeing you on da streetz.
awwww, Marla. Marla of the witty blog banter. How we shall miss you. boooo. Hope all is going well and you find yourself a new home and cat to love. meanwhile, i'm thoroughly loving your goodbye gifts - woo hoo!!
xx
I am gladly everyone was gifted well!
that heater is a boom, and sorry to hear Sesame is the latest male "fuller figure" being monitered on chub watch.
Glad the bike is cool Cath, I rode it everywhere, such a good investment.
and helen, I wish I was TV.
HELPp.s. ANN i am currently mountains bound but hopefully innerwestia or city bound soon.
I have fond memories of the penis negative. No, scratch that. I have amused memories of the penis negative.
I was so hopeful that marlaandmikessuperiorlovenest.blogspot.com existed that I bloody well cut and pasted it so I could live vicariously through marla's new blog. But she lied! again!
From what I've heard of this year's freezing Adelaide winter it sounds like Sesame has just acted like a seal and added a layer of blubber. Put him in the kiddie pool and watch him float!
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